21-year-old final-year DU student (engineering) has been low-key obsessed with his 38-year-old landlord’s wife for eight months — she’s the one who collects rent, makes chai for everyone, wears those thin cotton sarees at home. One Sunday when the husband is out for a cricket match, she calls him to “fix the geyser” in her bathroom. The geyser works fine. The door stays locked.